I first noticed the inhuman form of Swagg Man a while ago but had him filed away under Twats I Will Choose To Ignore, until today when he popped up during a YouTube binge.
Swagg Man is without doubt the most idiotic, pointless waste of oxygen I have ever seen. Thank Christ, then, that for once a fool of epic proportions does not hail from the British Isles. Let's all feel extreme second hand embarrassment for France, for that is the appalling country that spawned this monstrosity.
|Hang thy head in shame, Twatt Man|
|Poor Swaggy Doggy :'( Your owner is a twat of epic proportions|
|No one loves me :(|
In many ways Swagg Man is a perfect illustration of France's love-hate relationship with America, on one hand being a ludicrous and fraudulent imitation of his rap idols, on the other committing the ultimate dicourtesy of defiling their currency. As someone on Reddit said, "Why do the French people emulate only the stupidest of American ways?"
Swagg Man's music is a craptacular attempt at the Pitbull type of genre: he's got no flow, no rhythm, so most of his songs are just lists of luxury brands. He wouldn't know a catchy hook if it bit him.
|Guns are so trendy in Paris rn|
|Y u so cool, Swagg Man|
|Young SM was kinda hot tbh|
Love, The Internet X
PS. Please get with Miss Nabilla Benattia. You are literally perfect for each other.
|[Not actual Nabilla]|
|"Swagg Man I am your father"|