Top 10 hottest male tennis players 2013:
10. Marcos Baghdatis (Cyprus)
9. Roger Federer (Switzerland)
I can't say His Royal Highness does it for me, but Roger has lots of lady fans. Both of them are adamant he's shit hot. Good source of Toblerone. Probably showers after sex. Has fat wife.
8. Nicolas Almagro (Spain)
rumoured bad 'tude. I wouldn't mind putting my hand in his pocket and feeling his tennis balls. If you are into homoerotics, may I refer you to this pictorial:
7. Fabio Fognini (Italy)
Fabio was lots of fun to watch at the French Open this year, or maybe he just had PMT that day? He was all over the place, to be frank, which would end in lols-aplenty if he became your next bf. Also likes posing for "artistic" pics.
6. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (France)
"Jo-Willy" has eyes like a puppy dog, a sweet little face and a muscle-laden, caramel coloured body. What a nightmare. He's also posed nakey for Cosmo - complete with rudey quotables, see below - and if that gives you palpitations, just wait till he smiles. His on-court victory dance always makes me happy, and he does a brilliant shy French exchange student act throughout the tennis season.
5. Marat Safin (Russia)
4. Fernando Verdasco (Spain)
3. Novak Djokovic (Serbia)
2. Grigor Dimitrov (Bulagria)
1. Rafael Nadal (Spain)
PS: Andy Murray is like a green banana right now but he'll be ripe soon.