I think I will puke if I read another magazine article about...

• What Bridget Jones would do in 2013
• Who is Cara Delevingne?
• BB creams
• CC creams
• Rihanna unfollowed someone on Twitter
• Instagram envy
• Fear of missing out (FOMO) syndrome
• Street style
• Selfies
• Twerking
• Trolling
• "What makes someone troll"
• Ways to be richer: "Rent out your couch." O rly?
• Dawn annOying'Porter's Twitter obsession
• Dawn Porter.

Everything else is fine <3

As you were.